Get That Table For Us!!!!

As usual, you can count on Mary to be the first on board and the first to go get a table. Actually her ulterior motive was to look under all the seats for the $5 bill scotch-taped to the bottom before anyone else boarded. I explained to Mary that this was not one of those parties where you listen to a sales pitch for time share condos and money is taped to the bottom of the "lucky seats". People coming aboard were puzzled that she was turning every seat upside down. To save face Mary explained that "It's OK, folks, no rats on this boat... I checked everywhere".