Thursday, June 18, 2009

Mary's World ... CasinoVille


Mary loves Las Vegas... or, actually, any casino anywhere. A couple of casinos have etched her name on two slot machines in honor of her continuing patronage and loyalty. One of the casinos in Reno has installed a church stained glass window with her casino name... "Mary the Texas Cahuna" engraved in silver plate. They even installed a receptacle for a votive candle that Mary lights everytime she frequents this Reno casino.

She is well-known in the casinos as "La Cahuna from Tejas". Whenever I cannot find her all I have to do is call the "Know When To Stop" hotline and they can tell me exactly where she is. It's faster and more discreet than a 911 call. Saves me a lot of time going from casino to casino looking for her.

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